My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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