In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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