I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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