We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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