You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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