so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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