I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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