lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
