Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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