I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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