that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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