no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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