Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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