Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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