The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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