I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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