i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Someone came in the potted fern
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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