super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She's the barista slut.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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