Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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