Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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