Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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