please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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