I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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