Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I need a burrito and a hug.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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