i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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