I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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