it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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