I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
