i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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