this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
NoShamevember. You game?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
