Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
