I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
