I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
