Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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