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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
His nipple licking is glorious
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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