I'm passing your future prison.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
