I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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