All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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