I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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