Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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