Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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