It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
and she was petting her beer can
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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