kristin has been a bad kristin
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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