Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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