She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Ketchup is God's man juice
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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