he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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