Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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