I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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