Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You may now shotgun with the bride
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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