She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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